Do I dare hope to do this?

I have been reading alot of blogs and you guys have got it all together. I am so green its going to take a lot of help to get this computer unsavy fool up and running. I've read about how blogging has changed your life and all the friends you have made. I can hardly manage to get a
photo uploaded. and oh... the banners you all have are to die for. How do you do it? HELP!!!
I want a blog where I have beautiful photos and awesome art displayed.
I want to be able to wow you with funny stories and whitty remarks.
So let the fun begin.
Diana